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Total Medals Earned: 872 (From 190 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 15,310 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Medals Earned: 3/6 (100/225 points)

Polygonal Victory 25 Points

Beat the game!

Twice the Fun 25 Points

Rescue Darnell.

Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points

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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points

Rescue NeNe.

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points

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Meat is Murder 50 Points

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A blobs tale 2

Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/255 points)

First Death 5 Points

Life after death

Kill the Main Boss 100 Points

Defeat the final boss.

Can't get enough! 50 Points

Replay the game.

I don't need lives! 100 Points

Finish the game without dying.

Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 18/100 (175/2,000 points)

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Acid Bath 10 Points

08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Pro Wrestler 10 Points

05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Reap This 10 Points

05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Chair Massacre 25 Points

05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Balloon Master 50 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Mega Master 50 Points

06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points

07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points

07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Aground

Medals Earned: 3/45 (15/1,440 points)

Infinite Space 5 Points

Build the Storehouse.

Instant Meat 5 Points

Defeat a Boar.

Shelter 5 Points

Build the Hut.

Apples 5 Points

Add an Orchard to the Farm.

Building My Way 5 Points

Build a structure with a Blueprint.

Heavy Lifter 5 Points

Get the Backpack.

Metallurgy 5 Points

Build the Smelter.

Sharecropping 5 Points

Build the Farm.

A Good Trade 10 Points

Build the Market.

Bon Appetit 10 Points

Build the Kitchen.

Crafting Time 10 Points

Build the Workshop.

Power Up 10 Points

Build the Power Plant.

Wyrmslayer 10 Points

Defeat a Wyrm.

Charging Up 25 Points

Catch an Electric Eel.

Distant Shores 25 Points

Build the Dock.

Experiments 25 Points

Build the Laboratory.

Forging Ahead 25 Points

Activate the Forge.

Get Wyrm 25 Points

Now what do I do with it?

Going Up? 25 Points

Build the Elevator.

Heavier Lifter 25 Points

Buy a Super Pack.

Industrialize 25 Points

Build the Factory.

Infinite Blood 25 Points

Build the Wyrm Pen.

Milking Pigs 25 Points

Add a Pen to the Farm.

Mmm, Cheese 25 Points

Cook a Pizza.

Rockslayer 25 Points

Defeat a Golem.

Shiny 25 Points

Mine a Diamond.

Shocking 25 Points

Defeat a Diode Wolf.

Synthetic Steak 25 Points

Activate the Synthesizer.

The Full Story 25 Points

Read all the Logs.

Whomp 25 Points

Chop down a Purple Tree.

Cyborgification 50 Points

Install a full set of Cyborg gear.

Dragon Master 50 Points

Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.

Dragon Tamer 50 Points

Fly on a Dragon.

Elementary 50 Points

Capture a spirit of every element.

Hatchling 50 Points

Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.

Justice 50 Points

Solve the Bandit problem.

Powering Up 50 Points

Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.

Queenslayer 50 Points

Defeat the Wyrm Queen.

Setting Sail 50 Points

Build a Boat.

Face the Enemy 100 Points

Defeat the Old One.

Human Testing 100 Points

Successfully Confront the Mirrows.

Statue Smasher 100 Points

Defeat the Golemech.

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Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)

Hatter, Mad 25 Points

The Hatter seems Madder.

Happy Hatter 25 Points

You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.

Something Fishy 100 Points

Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.

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Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)

Brawn 10 Points

The more aggressive problem solver.

Out With a Ding 25 Points

Beat the Game

Brain 10 Points

The more thoughtful problem solver.

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Anodyne Demo

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)

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Buy the game 10 Points

Visit Anodyne's Website.

Greenlit 10 Points

Visit our Steam Greenlight Page.

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Apples in the Tree

Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/330 points)

Children of the Grave 5 Points

Reach the graveyard

Skull Beneath the Skin 10 Points

Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask

Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points

You are such a sweet sweet thing

Coward 5 Points

Just leave

Dreamer 10 Points

You dream your life away

When You're Evil 25 Points

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points

Slay 20 demon bastards

Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points

Just smash EVERY single pumpkin

Tornado of Souls 50 Points

Escape the Tornado of Souls

Fan Number 1 100 Points

Get an autograph from Ozzy

Applez

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Aversion to death 5 Points

Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points

Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat while fat

Brutal takedown 10 Points

Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points

Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Slow and steady 10 Points

Get to the flag when fat

Jump, magic jump 25 Points

Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points

Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points

Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points

Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points

Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points

Find all 3 secret areas

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 8/17 (155/480 points)

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.