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Total Medals Earned: 872 (From 190 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 15,310 Points

Reincarnation: TBOH

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)

Keeping the Wheels of Hell Turning 10 Points

Beat the game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Revenge of The Kid

Medals Earned: 2/11 (35/385 points)

TROPHY HUNT 10 Points

Take out your first bandit

STITCHED UP MITCH 25 Points

Get some answers

BANDIT COUNTRY 25 Points

50 bandit kills

BULLET 2 BULLET 25 Points

Shoot 5 bullets mid-air

EARL GREYED-OUT 25 Points

Continue your family re-union

RICK O'SHEA AWARD 25 Points

10 ricochet kills

TAKE NO HIT 25 Points

Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play

TOOLED UP 25 Points

Unlock all weapons

CLINT DEADWOOD 50 Points

Say goodbye to an old friend

INVINCIBLE 50 Points

Win a perfect showdown

NO NEWS FROM NUNEZ 100 Points

Settle a score

Riddles of Renaissance

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Why did the egg cross the road? 10 Points

Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.

Pope 25 Points

Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).

Punteggio perfetto 25 Points

Achieve a perfect score (300).

Those are for codardi 25 Points

Complete the game without the use of hints.

Art historian 50 Points

Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.

Enigma Show 50 Points

On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.

Addicted 100 Points

Beat the game four times without closing it.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 14/24 (455/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Road of the Dead 2

Medals Earned: 5/25 (95/1,000 points)

Come with me if you want to live 10 Points

Rescue and secure a civilian

Slip and Slide 10 Points

Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick

Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points

Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle

Gun Slinger 25 Points

Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot

Perfect Defense 25 Points

While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood

F@#K Wheels! 5 Points

Drive 3 km with no wheels

Free Ride 5 Points

Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle

Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points

Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.

Been there, Killed that 10 Points

Kill one of each enemy type

Death Race 10 Points

Maintain max speed for 0.5 km

Gibs n Gravy 10 Points

Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns

Ground Beef 10 Points

Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall

I'm the Alpha 25 Points

Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol

Knowledge is Survival 25 Points

Unlock the entire survival guide

Metal Dragon 25 Points

In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row

Mutant Sandwich 25 Points

Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters

Dead on Time 50 Points

Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode

Heaven Sent 50 Points

Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing

I've seen things... 50 Points

Reach max levels on at least one character

First Blood 100 Points

Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.

Hardcore Survival 100 Points

Complete Hardcore Story mode

Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points

Complete story mode

Mutant Stomp 100 Points

Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown

Perfect Soldiers 100 Points

Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters

Zombie Slayer 100 Points

Reach 20 km in dead state

Roar Rampage

Medals Earned: 6/8 (100/205 points)

Angry Dino 5 Points

Destroy 10 enemies without dying

Getting Started 5 Points

Complete first level

Weak Hit 5 Points

Score a x1 at the punch machine

War Machine 10 Points

Destroy 50 enemies without dying

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Total Destruction 50 Points

Destroy 150 enemies without dying

Rampage 100 Points

Destroy last boss without getting hit

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Sally's Cats

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)

Tutorialized 5 Points

Beat the tutorial levels.

Flame On 10 Points

Set a cat on fire.

No Borders 10 Points

Completed 5 different levels without using strings.

Evader 25 Points

Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.

Pyromaniac 50 Points

Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.

Saviour 100 Points

Beat the game.

Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5

Score!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 8/14 (140/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.